Sunday, 23 March 2008

More pub quotes:

Dave: Its a full moon out tonight, thats probably why I feel so unsettled.

Tanya: Why's that then?

Dave: Coz i'm a pagan!

Tanya: Thats ok! Gez is an Aries!


During a conversation about tindaloo and vindaloo and which one is hottest:

Leah: I thought Tindaloo was the same as Vindaloo...but in a tin!

Friday, 21 March 2008

Limestone cowboy....

I work in this pub and you hear so many stupid or funny quotes every day - here is the one that stuck with me this past couple of days when a couple of the regulars tried to explain to another guy what limestone was.

Guy that doesnt know what it is: "Isn't it like acidic, its like, limes..."

Other guy: "Its not a fruit, you know..not like A lime..."

Guy that doesn't know what it is: "What is it then...??" *looks confused*

Other guy: "Limestone, weeeeeeell, you know...its like a big bag of cocaine, but if you snort it, you die!"

Guy that doesn't know what it is: "Oooookay then....that clears that up..."

So folks. Limestone. Its like a big bag of cocaine. But if you snort it; you die.