I work in this pub and you hear so many stupid or funny quotes every day - here is the one that stuck with me this past couple of days when a couple of the regulars tried to explain to another guy what limestone was.
Guy that doesnt know what it is: "Isn't it like acidic, its like, limes..."
Other guy: "Its not a fruit, you know..not like A lime..."
Guy that doesn't know what it is: "What is it then...??" *looks confused*
Other guy: "Limestone, weeeeeeell, you know...its like a big bag of cocaine, but if you snort it, you die!"
Guy that doesn't know what it is: "Oooookay then....that clears that up..."
So folks. Limestone. Its like a big bag of cocaine. But if you snort it; you die.