Wednesday, 29 July 2009

They stole the fuckin car!? Could they be any dumber?!

*******WARNING! MAY CONTAIN SWEARING!********

Right, this is fuckin' ridiculous to the point I'm going to fuck up the next person who tries to take a single penny of the very little money we have! Its taking food out of our kids mouths and fuckin' up my god damn chakra n' shit!

Today, some cunt stole my cunting car!

YES! Thats right ladies and jelly beans! Some wanker finally stole that heap of shit car!!

Picture the scene, its night time, someone steals the car, drives off. they hit daylight or somewhere with a lightbulb and they see the GREEN car with a PINK BUMPER and a FLORAL STEERING WHEEL, NO stereo, Nothing of value, not even a lighter! 1 pair of old shoes and 8 bottles of Lemon Cranberry Juice alongside some packing peanuts!!!

SERIOUSLY!?

We're fuckin' BROKE as it is and the cunts take OUR car?! Come on now!! There are dozens of better cars out there and they take our piece of shit car?!

This country sucks balls, if it isn't one person screwing you for money to shove up their own cunt then its some cunt stealing your fuckin' cunt mobile.

CUNTS!

Today is a Dylan day too so Jordan's not too pleased! He misses that boy enough as it is, doesn't need this shit too!

Enjoy that one!

I'm going to look for a new fuckin' car!

Feel free to make donations. They are needed!

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